About Us
I bet you thought we were dead. Well, we were! By the miracle of modern science, however, we have been cloned from well-preserved tissue samples found in the frozen ground of European graveyards. Now we have the unparalleled opportunity to collaborate on a variety of profitable ventures. We have formed this corporation so that we may correct the economic injustice of our previous lives and make big money marketing our creativity on the Internet.
For starters, we have reinstated copyright on all our previous works. We now get royalty payments for every CD and performance. As a result, we operate our business now on a global scale.
The links below will acquaint you with our earlier lives. The link to Dr. Estrella's Dictionary is useful if you wish to study the lives of other composers.